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I turned into the helicopter … the red carpet was rolled up. … The...
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Don’t try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.
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Level with your child by being honest. Nobody spots a phony quicker than a...
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Cruelty is one fashion statement we can all do without.
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Show a leg or shake a leg.
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
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A prudent question is one half of wisdom.
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Fools rush in and get the best seats.
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Recently, someone asked me if I believed in astrology. He seemed somewhat puzzled when...
Quote #26980
It is no longer my moral duty as a human being to achieve an...