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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume...
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The only paradise is paradise lost.
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When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others...
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The only time anyone has ever gotten into serious trouble was when he decided...
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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
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The sins of the fathers are often visited upon the sons-in-law.
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The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in time of great...
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It is a mistake to suppose that men succeed through success they much oftener...
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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never...