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The difficulty lies, not in the new ideas, but in escaping the old ones,...
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America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one...
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Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
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When you live on a round planet, there’s no choosing sides.
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I must be cruel, only to be kind Thus bad begins, and worse remains...
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or...
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I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to...
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Oh! love!… That is to be two and to be but one. A man...
Quote #6211
No human thing is of serious importance.