Quote #5939
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #1285
Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved.
Quote #2693
I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
Quote #28319
Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.
Quote #21095
Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they don’t...
Quote #1582
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #351
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.
Quote #10481
Maturity comes not with age but with the acceptance of responsibility. You are only...
Quote #15331
In all things preserve integrity; and the consciousness of thine own uprightness will alleviate...
Quote #25283
Advertising is like learning — a little is a dangerous thing.