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You cannot hold back a good laugh any more than you can the tide....
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Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no...
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Vacant minds must have their uses, yet it seems a pity to waste first-class...
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A father is a banker provided by nature.
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If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and...
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The world must be made safe for democracy.
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Few of us have vitality enough to make any of our instincts imperious.
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Do not do unto others as you would they should do unto you. Their...
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Upon those who step into the same rivers different and ever different waters flow...
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The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass all the time.