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I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe...
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Fortune favors the brave.
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Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
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Which I have earned with the sweat of my brows.
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What do you take me for, an idiot
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I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
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When you choose the lesser of two evils, always remember that it is still...
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True love is not rare at the age of a teen, but recognizing it...
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Under a ragged coat lies wisdom.
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Man is not born to solve the problem of the universe, but to find...