Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Quote #5723
If every day is an awakening, you will never grow old. You will just...
Quote #13847
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and...
Quote #4634
The very spring and root of honesty and virtue lie in good education.
Quote #25046
For that’s what a woman, a mother wants — to teach her children to...
Quote #9714
The troublesome ones in a family are usually either the wits or the idiots.
Quote #27306
Inquiry is fatal to certainty.
Quote #2576
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.
Quote #32453
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you get all wet.
Quote #34855
Stoop and you’ll be stepped on stand tall and you’ll be shot at.