Quote #6229
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
Quote #20505
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees
Quote #13784
Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
Quote #16220
A tart temper never mellows with age; and a sharp tongue is the only...
Quote #4908
Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #28770
When your dreams tire, they go underground and out of kindness that’s where they...
Quote #21813
A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire...
Quote #15897
Whereas in art nothing worth doing can be done without genius, in science even...