Quote #11556
As long as people are going to call you a lunatic anyway, why not...
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #28430
If you’re trying to remember a happy memory, don’t think back to a time...
Quote #26921
The only difference between a madman and myself is that I am not mad.
Quote #6443
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
Quote #27935
People don’t understand the virtue of time, until their clock stops ticking.
Quote #1582
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #25670
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
Quote #22134
Too long a sacrifice Can make a stone of the heart.
Quote #33239
Everything I do, I do on the principle of Russian borscht. You can throw...