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It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other...
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The taxpayer — that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have...
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Science may have found a cure for most evils but it has found no...
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When I was a boy … we didn’t wake up with Vietnam and have...
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Billy No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that this...
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To me, it’s always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something...
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I find nothing more depressing than optimism.
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If you stay in Beverly Hills too long you become a Mercedes.
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Evil is a fact not to be explained away, but to be accepted and...
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We are the people our parents warned us about.