Quote #29709
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.
Quote #22215
Ricky Here’s 50 bucks, take this in case I get drunk and call you...
Quote #26370
The history of every country begins in the heart of a man or woman.
Quote #20993
A plague o’ both your houses
Quote #5418
September tries its best to have us forget summer.
Quote #21484
We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.
Quote #8493
Love is substance; Lust, illusion. Only in the surge of passion do the two...
Quote #3266
Society produces rogues, and education makes one rogue cleverer than another.
Quote #26566
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have the older she gets,...
Quote #25945
We all live in a televised goldfish bowl.