Jose Luis Chilavert, Goal keeper for Paraguay, said during France 98 World Cup (soccer/football) Quote #7823 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Pressure? This is just a football match. When you do not know how to...
Henry Albert Ben, _The Second Law_ Quote #3413 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Hell must be isothermal; for otherwise the resident engineers and physical chemists (of which...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28218 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you see an animal and you can’t tell if it’s a skunk or...
Cyril Connolly Quote #1995 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 As repressed sadists are supposed to become policemen or butchers so those with irrational...
Charles Rosin Quote #34603 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There’s something intrinsically therapeutic about choosing to spend your time in a wide, open...
E.B. White Quote #32904 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
Aldous Huxley Quote #21369 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Never put off till tomorrow the fun you can have today.
Alexander Hamilton Quote #21282 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Why has government been instituted at all Because the passions of men will not...
Evan Esar Quote #27438 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Statistician A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits that under analysis some...
Wendell Willkie Quote #33054 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The constitution does not provide for first and second class citizens.