Quote #3548
Stay away from needle drugs. Richard Nixon is the only dope worth shooting.
Quote #21020
Better beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear.
Quote #7246
Your very silence shows you agree.
Quote #6274
Forgiveness is almost a selfish act because of its immense benefits to the one...
Quote #14556
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Quote #16361
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
Quote #27682
Forgiveness is the sweetest revenge.
Quote #28147
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
Quote #3037
He marries best who puts it off until it is too late.
Quote #1975
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.