Quote #1710
A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a...
Quote #2559
I hate women because they always know where things are.
Quote #25818
I’ll be damned if I am not getting tired of this. It seems to...
Quote #26744
Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
Quote #28184
I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and...
Quote #26030
I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate...
Quote #33883
Anecdotes and maxims are rich treasures to the man of the world, for he...
Quote #21364
The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old...
Quote #26248
Dreams, ideas, and plans not only are an escape, they give me purpose, a...
Quote #30983
Patience is the key to paradise.