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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
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There is nothing sadder in this world than the waste of human potential. The...
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When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you...
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Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
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We can remember minutely and precisely only the things which never really happened to...
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Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our...
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Do you love me because I’m beautiful, or am I am beautiful because you...
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When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say.
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Everybody can be great… because anybody can serve. You don’t have to have a...
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One of the things that keeps you from dropping them in the nearest volcano...