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There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.
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Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no...
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...
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Alice laughed. ‘There’s no use trying,’ she said. ‘One can’t believe impossible things.’ ‘I...
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When one door closes another door opens; but we often look so long and...
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If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired...
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Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not one bit simpler.
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The important thing to recognize is that it takes a team, and the team...