Quote #28180
After I die, wherever my spirit goes, I’m going to try to get back...
Quote #6978
To be content with what one has is the greatest and truest of riches.
Quote #9710
I am a Conservative to preserve all that is good in our constitution, a...
Quote #32892
Brains are like sponges… If allowed to remain moist for too long they become...
Quote #29670
If you’re not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there.
Quote #9782
Trade-offs have been with us ever since the late unpleasantness in the Garden of...
Quote #28275
Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
Quote #6619
Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant.
Quote #32985
To love one’s self is the beginning of a life-long romance.
Quote #436
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.