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God, I dont have great faith, but I can be faithful. My belief in...
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Education begins a gentleman, conversation completes him.
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Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly...
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An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist...
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Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
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Everyone is responsible and no one is to blame.
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If any of us had a child that we thought was as bad as...
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If you follow all the rules, you miss all the fun.
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Religion is the monumental chapter in the history of human egotism.
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I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant...