Quote #3103
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Quote #15572
We think very few people sensible, except those who are of our opinion.
Quote #32037
Two paradoxes are better than one they may even suggest a solution.
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Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through...
Quote #1973
Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
Quote #27965
Once, power was considered a masculine attribute. In fact, power has no sex.
Quote #9742
The best holistic remedy for high blood pressure is a purring cat on your...
Quote #17819
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear, and the blind can read.
Quote #12989
Hope is itself a species of happiness, and, perhaps, the chief happiness which this...