Quote #1896
Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung...
Quote #16478
No horse gets anywhere until he is harnessed. No stream or gas drives anything...
Quote #28634
Cat a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Quote #6472
Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He...
Quote #5325
Time engraves our faces with all the tears we have not shed.
Quote #30979
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still...
Quote #8135
God is really only another artist, he made the elephat, giraffe and cat. He...
Quote #28409
If I could be a bird, I think I’d be a penguin, because then...
Quote #11402
Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints.
Quote #17887
There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and...