Quote #4835
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
Quote #24657
Accident counts for much in companionship, as in marriage.
Quote #1115
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Quote #27315
The best way to fill time is to waste it.
Quote #12943
I am not concerned that you have fallen; I am concerned that you arise.
Quote #2645
Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.
Quote #25687
The child gets two confusing messages when a parent tells him which is the...
Quote #7172
The most beautiful as well as the most ugly inclinations of man are not...
Quote #7866
You desire to know the art of living, my friend? It is contained in...