Quote #28320
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe...
Quote #14278
The heart is wiser than the intellect.
Quote #3269
A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants.
Quote #4868
How use doth breed a habit in a man!
Quote #24240
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You...
Quote #34281
Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It’s much sexier than any...
Quote #22407
I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is...
Quote #696
There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.
Quote #7430
The populace is like the sea motionless in itself, but stirred by every wind,...
Quote #10160
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying...