Quote #6565
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
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Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun It’s cheaper than a...
Quote #20652
Reason is man’s instrument for arriving at the truth, intelligence is man’s instrument for...
Quote #18450
If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made...
Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #11689
I was very strange back then. I could see I had problems. I would...
Quote #17754
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it’s time to pause...
Quote #28227
Isn’t it funny how we’ll look out the window at the moon, and then...
Quote #29147
Love feels no burden, thinks nothing of trouble, attempts what is above its strength,...
Quote #3103
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...