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Education begins at home. You can’t blame the school for not putting into your...
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Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young...
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Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society violence punctuated by committee meetings.
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Hope is the nurse of misery.
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Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the...
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I rely on my personality for birth control.
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Polling is merely an instrument for gauging public opinion. When a president or any...
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The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your...
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If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
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There will be little rubs and disappointments everywhere, and we are all apt to...