Quote #32044
Of my friends, I am the only one I have left.
Quote #16799
Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the...
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #25153
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.
Quote #3210
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what...
Quote #8109
When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you...
Quote #19354
Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
Quote #512
Acting is standing up naked and turning around very slowly.
Quote #32898
You shouldn’t say it is not good. You should say, you do not like...
Quote #1703
Every artist was first an amateur.