Quote #1225
Life is islands of ecstasy in an ocean of ennui, and after the age...
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Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
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I require myself not to be equal to the best, but to be better...
Quote #7826
There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers. While the...
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Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents, which in prosperous circumstances would have lain...
Quote #17554
But wherefore thou alone Wherefore with theeCame not all hell broke loose Is pain...
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Every women needs at least 4 animals. A mink in her closet, a jaguar...
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Nobody likes the man who brings bad news.
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I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are...
Quote #12065
You can not gain peace by avoiding life.