Quote #23883
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
Quote #5761
Nothing in life is static; it either gets better, or it gets worse.
Quote #17436
A noble person attracts noble people, and knows how to hold on to them.
Quote #14159
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Quote #30016
Continental people have sex-lives the English have hot-water bottles.
Quote #25096
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
Quote #3285
Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable.
Quote #26567
Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that’s no reason not to...
Quote #1619
Tears may be dried up, but the heart – never.
Quote #27896
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.