Quote #22452
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
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Satire is focused bitterness.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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I was taught that everything is attainable if you are prepared to give up,...
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To find yourself jilted is a blow to your pride. Do your best to...
Quote #33840
You can know the name of a bird in all the languages of the...
Quote #11908
If people really want to go, and really try all their lives, I think...
Quote #32984
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is...