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What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of...
Quote #17437
A clever man commits no minor blunders.
Quote #5801
All human power is a compound of time and patience.
Quote #9339
Life is like an ever-shifting kaleidoscope – a slight change, and all patterns alter.
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I have the consolation of having added nothing to my private fortune during my...
Quote #10339
If there were no God, there would be no Atheists.
Quote #32415
Life is like an onion. You peel off one layer at a time and...
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Truth is the secret of eloquence and of virtue, the basis of moral authority;...
Quote #26454
The pleasure is momentary, the position rediculous, and the expense damnable.