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Fun has a sacred dimension.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
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I must govern the clock, not be governed by it.
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Can a man take fire in his bosom, and his clothes not be burned...
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Expecting a carjacker or rapist or drug pusher to care that his possession or...
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Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither, if your...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #837
Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt… Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.
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Literature … is the rediscovery of childhood.
Quote #20399
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.