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Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill Quote #26598 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Men stumble over the truth from time to time, but most pick themselves up...
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld Quote #6678 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it.
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