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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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Intellectuals solve problems geniuses prevent them.
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A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing...
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The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating...
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Death is a friend of ours; and he that is not ready to entertain...
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Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if...
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Clarence Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin ’bout...
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Some who have read the book, or at any rate have reviewed it, have...
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Our contest is not only whether we ourselves shall be free, but whether there...
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Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.