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It is a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore...
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When in doubt, observe and ask questions. When certain, observe at length and ask...
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The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king,...
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The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen...
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You always pass failure on the way to success.
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We shall show mercy, but we shall not ask for it.
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The wicked can have only accomplices, the voluptuous have companions in debauchery, self-seekers have...
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You can get everything in life you want if you help enough other people...
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One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore...