Quote #19501
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the...
Quote #2934
Be careful in revising those immigration laws of yours. We got careless with ours.
Quote #28576
Not only is the universe stranger than we think, it is stranger than we...
Quote #20792
Dr. Evil The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do...
Quote #28425
You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don’t ask...
Quote #20001
In creating, the only hard thing is to begin a grass blade’s no easier...
Quote #1430
It is wonderful how quickly you get used to things, even the most astonishing.
Quote #2550
The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but...
Quote #168
People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.
Quote #17547
Be modest It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.