Quote #6535
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
Quote #8393
In these days, a man who says a thing cannot be done is quite...
Quote #5235
If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good!
Quote #310
I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get...
Quote #5591
Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.
Quote #21009
Any excuse will serve a tyrant.
Quote #3001
I like a friend better for having faults that one can talk about.
Quote #19621
The ideas I stand for are not mine. I borrowed them from Socrates. I...
Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Quote #28361
I bet when they weren’t fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes...