Quote #28247
If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
Quote #27682
Forgiveness is the sweetest revenge.
Quote #6793
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #2555
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Quote #16825
All life is an experiment.
Quote #30958
One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down.
Quote #13160
The chief proof of mans greatness lies in his perception of his own smallness.
Quote #4764
You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having...
Quote #13711
The legacy of Democrats and Republicans approaches: Libertarianism by bankruptcy.
Quote #10592
One must desire something to be alive.