Quote #11032
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Quote #31394
All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
Quote #3016
If you wouldst live long, live well, for folly and wickedness shorten life.
Quote #33881
He who wishes to exert a useful influence must be careful to insult nothing....
Quote #5606
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
Quote #6277
I myself do nothing. The Holy Spirit accomplishes all through me.
Quote #143
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
Quote #17035
Like other occult techniques of divination, the statistical method has a private jargon deliberately...
Quote #2181
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough...
Quote #30657
If you know it’s going to happen there’s no need to call it a...