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It’s not true that life is one damn thing after another it is one...
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Being shot out of a cannon is always better than being squeezed through a...
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A guest is like rain: when he lingers on, he becomes a nuisance.
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I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father’s religion,...
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you’re still...
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Fear secretes acids; but love and trust are sweet juices.
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If you don’t make your dreams a reality, reality will take away your dreams.
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The best inheritance a parent can give to his children is a few minutes...