Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Quote #23017
The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother’s always a...
Quote #33266
When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say.
Quote #9783
It is pleasing to God whenever you rejoice or laugh from the bottom of...
Quote #25942
If I take refuge in ambiguity, I assure you that it’s quite conscious.
Quote #3680
It might be said that Lord Rosebery outlived his future by ten years and...
Quote #13871
Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius.
Quote #10511
His ignorance is encyclopedic.
Quote #10909
Nothing recedes like success.
Quote #3042
I know what love is: Tracy and Hepburn, Bogart and Bacall, Romeo and Juliet,...