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It is not enough to conquer one must learn to seduce.
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If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even...
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Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball...
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I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
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Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
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Never try to reason the prejudice out of a man. It was not reasoned...
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For the skeptic there remains only one consolation: if there should be such a...
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Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who...
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If we do not find anything very pleasant, at least we shall find something...