Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #15660
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
Quote #5996
In preparing for battle I have always found that plans are useless, but planning...
Quote #1465
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind...
Quote #29705
Our whole life is an attempt to discover when our spontaneity is whimsical, sentimental...
Quote #28194
If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to...
Quote #23713
When things are at their worst I find something always happens.
Quote #13482
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
Quote #2670
There are times when one would like to end the whole human race, and...
Quote #3242
I pride myself on the fact that my work has no socially redeeming value.