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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come...
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If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
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Spread the table and contention will cease.
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Natural selection, as it has operated in human history, favors not only the clever...
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The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me....
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We rarely find anyone who can say he has lived a happy life, and...
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What use are cartridges in battle I always carry chocolate instead.
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A good man would prefer to be defeated than to defeat injustice by evil...
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It’s not that age brings childhood back again, Age merely shows what children we...
Quote #531
Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair.