Quote #2441
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...
Quote #15252
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Quote #31498
Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.
Quote #14400
Therefore, be ye lamps unto yourselves, be a refuge to yourselves. Hold fast to...
Quote #3906
Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be...
Quote #3963
A lawyer starts life giving $500 worth of law for $5 and ends giving...
Quote #24550
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. The...
Quote #6304
I am not a role model.
Quote #10112
The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable...
Quote #33311
No nation ancient or modern ever lost the liberty of freely speaking, writing, or...