Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #4980
So act that your principle of action might safely be made a law for...
Quote #20979
O, now, for ever Farewell the tranquil mind farewell content Farewell the plumed troop...
Quote #5399
You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.
Quote #33312
What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
Quote #3056
The impotence of God is infinite.
Quote #6198
Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for...
Quote #23710
There was an immeasurable distance between the quick and the dead they did not...
Quote #12712
Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.
Quote #4122
The first prerogative of an artist in any medium is to make a fool...