Quote #3086
The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating...
Quote #19090
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
Quote #3676
looks at foreign affairs through the wrong end of a municipal drainpipe.
Quote #8088
The absent are never without fault, nor the present without excuse.
Quote #14877
I wonder whether if I had an education I should have been more or...
Quote #7141
The wise man is he who knows the relative value of things.
Quote #6914
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #29338
Any acceptance of authority is the very denial of truth.
Quote #28982
It’s okay if you mess up. You should give yourself a break.
Quote #22465
The biggest fool may come out with a bit of sense when you least...