Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
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When a thing is said to be not worth refuting you may be sure...
Quote #12207
Affection cannot be manufactored or regulated by law. If one has no affection for...
Quote #34854
If you can find something everyone agrees on, it’s wrong.
Quote #18789
Progress lies not in enhancing what is, but in advancing toward what will be.
Quote #34922
Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything....
Quote #2894
When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of...
Quote #24004
Charlie Dad, how can you hate The Colonel Stuart Because he puts an addictive...
Quote #31442
You have to laugh at yourself because you’d cry your eyes out if you...
Quote #29513
Life is too serious to be taken seriously.