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A pessimist thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
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When a friend is in trouble, don’t annoy him by asking if there is...
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Boys will be boys. And even that wouldn’t matter if only we could prevent...
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Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,At which the audience never fail...
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Presidents quickly realize that while a single act might destroy the world they live...
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Jack You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before
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I like my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in...
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The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch...
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The best way of travel, however, if you aren’t in any hurry at all,...
Quote #28544
Reason is the substance of the universe. The design of the world is absolutely...