Quote #2967
Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense.
Quote #18608
The desire for success lubricates secret prostitutions in the soul.
Quote #6914
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #3973
To knock a thing down, especially if it is cocked at an arrogant angle,...
Quote #13456
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence — and then success...
Quote #25433
I think one of the reasons I’m popular again is because I’m wearing a...
Quote #29771
I had it all, and I blew it. (shortly before dying from cancer and...
Quote #8138
Common sense and sense of humor are the same thing moving at different speeds....
Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #16667
Don’t join the book burners. Don’t think you’re going to conceal faults by concealing...