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The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government...
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The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
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Love and a cough cannot be hid.
Quote #28103
Don’t be afraid to ask dumb questions. They’re more easily handled than dumb mistakes.
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Build me a son, O Lord, who will be strong enough to know when...
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In every bit of honest writing in the world, there is a base theme....
Quote #2396
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
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In your heart, keep one still, secret spot where dreams may go and sheltered...
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Having a place to go – is a home. Having someone to love –...
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God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...