Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #29696
There are four things that hold back human progress. Ignorance, stupidity, committees and accountants.
Quote #7374
The brightest crowns that are worn in heaven have been tried, and smelted, and...
Quote #15066
All my experience of the world teaches me that in ninety-nine cases out of...
Quote #8776
Let the coming hour overflow with joy, and let pleasure drown the brim.
Quote #28287
I think a good scene in a movie would be where one scientist tells...
Quote #18988
If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Quote #24061
Judge not the horse by his saddle.
Quote #949
I have lived some thirty years on this planet and I have yet to...
Quote #27649
I have often been downcast, but never in despair I regard our hiding as...